Steven Segal and jewels.

I guess its cool to have a pony tail, but I think it would be cooler to have a horse tail. At least Gilmore thinks it makes him look like Steven Segal...actually, he doesnt have to think it, he does look like Steven Segal. Gilmores the one one the left.

So tonight, Julie came over to make us a gourmet dinner, but shit...she didn't bring any ingredients. That meant we had to head over to the local grocery store to find some of our own.

Instead of findy tasty items, Julie found herself some tasty tampons...

She said this was a really good brand...I agree.

And what goes better with tampons than a pink unicorn that straps to your waist? Nothing. Unless you were naked.

I wish when I opened my refrigerator, this was there. That would be radical and juicy.

So, because Julie found tampons and a pink unicorn instead of tasty ingredients for our gourmet meal....this became my dinner.

But whatever, as long as Julie made a new friend. Actually, fuck that stupid pink unicorn. I don't mean that.