Shit.

What do I have in common with a douchebag who drops his phone into a pool? Everything, that douchebag is me. Fuck, I was walking past a tree near a swimming pool with extra low branches and that motherfucker swiped my beanie off my head and chucked it into the pool. As i leaned down to retrieve said beanie, my phone got a case of the heebie jeebies and decided to hop out of my shirt pocket and drown itself. Stupid phone. I heard you should put it in the microwave, but that doesnt seem right. Sounds like a terrorist bomb move or something. So ya, yell real loud and maybe I can hear, otherwise...dont try the phone cause that shit is outta commission. Either way, this picture makes me happy.

Fuck Benny Blanco.