Year of the Wolf

I'm gonna start a secret soceity....we're not gonna do anything really, just be super secretive about stuff. The whole reason I'm gonna start the secret soceity is so I can wear this wolf ring. Everyone in the secret soceity can also wear this ring, that's how we'll know each other. Oh man, who wants to join? All you have to do is order this ring off ebay and consider yourself in! Or you can order a bunch, give me one, and whoever else...and there it is, we started a secret soceity!